here comes the bride May 9, 2008
Bridal showers are one of the most jovial party a person can attend to. I definitely immensely enjoyed the one I attended this afternoon.
I helped into putting together that party. Hanged banderitas of nude guys, some even have peeping Joe, pics. I put together some things; I arranged foods (the most beautiful decoration in the party). Other decos were the blown second skin protection caps, lollipops patterned out of that celebrated male anatomy and one huge erection model of the most shared part of guys’ human body. One look at the room and you’d surely suddenly miss your guy.
There was no prepared program. Everything was done spontaneously. And spontaneity dictated that foods should be given attention first and foremost. Lumpias were dipped, chopsuey was eaten with rice. Lechon once again made us prove that we humans are carnivores to a certainly high level.
Then came the most awaited part, the dessert of lollipops and cakes. And they were no innocent sweets. As described above, they were patterned from the initiator of carnal sins. Laughter, jokes and lots of teasing followed. The would-be bride took the first lick of the face of the erection, of course.
In the midst of cake eating, tips were issued to the bride. Five valuable tips for a glorious trip to marriage-hood. Five essential tips to ensure a blissful experience on the first nights. Five crucial tips for a neophyte Five starter tips for a novice who has yet to acquire experiences and own strategies.
always smell good-don’t show you’re tired-do it in several positions-“nail cutter”-“okoy”
It was really fun. And I surely learned a lot.
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